Tuesday, 15 April 2008

How to Vote (Pt 2)

1. Go to polling station.
2. Collect ballot paper.
3. Go to booth.
4. Mark an 'x' next to your preferred candidate.
5. Do NOT eat the ballot paper.
6. Place ballot paper in box.

If you absolutely have to eat your ballot paper, remember you can do it with relative impunity in the comfort of your own home by requesting a postal ballot. Don't worry, somebody else will probably vote for you anyway.

1 comment:

Richard Elliot said...

LOL. When he is banged up for a 5yr stretch I bet he will wish he had just spoilt his ballot papper instead.......